内涵搞笑神回复：咱们都是乡里乡亲的，要啥钱有一天我爸妈不在家

有一天我爸妈不在家，我就把我新交的男朋友带回家，我对男朋友说：我养了两只大白兔。我要拉着男朋友去阳台上看，可男朋友像老司机一样把我推倒在沙发上。

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我一个闺蜜怀孕了，正好我要产检，于是我拽着闺蜜一起去检查，检查完了医生对我说：胎儿偏小，需要药物才能帮助成长。对闺蜜说：你的身体不好，需要保胎。我纳闷的问一声：为什么你把药开在一个单子上面，我们不一样啊。医生听了就不耐烦的说：老公都是同一个人，还有什么不一样的？

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小侄子，数学考了一百分，就跑到我的面前显摆，叫我出题考考他。我说：一只鸭子几条腿？小侄子说：两条腿。我说：那一只养了五年的鸭子几条腿，小侄子自信的说：十条腿。

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